My name is Tsi. I like sunflowers and rum.








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#his little smirk in that first one though god    #like misha reign it in jes us s   (x)







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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING







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mitch-the-snow-prince:

Piggy!!


mitch-the-snow-prince:

Piggy!!







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iamthepureblindraven:

theumbrellaseller:

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on not of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

 (x)







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cosbyykidd:

metalfacedvillain:

I like how his face turns to “take it” to “nigga if you don’t take this gum…”

me when someone’s breath is on 5hunna


cosbyykidd:

metalfacedvillain:

I like how his face turns to “take it” to “nigga if you don’t take this gum…”

me when someone’s breath is on 5hunna







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queerporntv:

All Ur Pr0n Are Belong To Us!Hayley Fingersmith and Chelsea Poe are amazing in this clip directed by Ajapopfilms for QueerPorn.TV. Trans* women filmed by a trans* woman? We’re all for it!


queerporntv:

All Ur Pr0n Are Belong To Us!

Hayley Fingersmith and Chelsea Poe are amazing in this clip directed by Ajapopfilms for QueerPorn.TV. Trans* women filmed by a trans* woman? We’re all for it!



#nsfw




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sweetpeche:

reblog for easter



#vid




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orgasmictipsforgirls:


“Is it awkward to enjoy nipple play too much? In my sexual experiences, I have noticed that without nipple play I will not get off. Am I awkwardly sexual?”

Nope, that’s not awkward at all! I mean, nothing is inherently awkward, but nipple play is actually pretty popular in general, so it’s even less weird. So just feel free to mention to your lover how much you like having your nipples touched, rubbed, licked, sucked, pinched, bitten, or whatever, and how that’s the secret to getting you off in bed!
People literally love being told what the other person likes in sex ‘cos it helps them be awesome at it, and like I say, this isn’t a very niche or weird thing to ask for, so you can just be direct :)
(I do like the idea of ‘awkwardly sexual’ though, like heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual, awkwardlysexual.)


orgasmictipsforgirls:

Is it awkward to enjoy nipple play too much? In my sexual experiences, I have noticed that without nipple play I will not get off. Am I awkwardly sexual?”

Nope, that’s not awkward at all! I mean, nothing is inherently awkward, but nipple play is actually pretty popular in general, so it’s even less weird. So just feel free to mention to your lover how much you like having your nipples touched, rubbed, licked, sucked, pinched, bitten, or whatever, and how that’s the secret to getting you off in bed!

People literally love being told what the other person likes in sex ‘cos it helps them be awesome at it, and like I say, this isn’t a very niche or weird thing to ask for, so you can just be direct :)

(I do like the idea of ‘awkwardly sexual’ though, like heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual, awkwardlysexual.)



#nsfw




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chocolate-dandy:

0hmylaurie:

thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

This post is the reason I started watching Pushing Daisies and I encourage everyone to do the same

I miss this show so much, killed much to soon.







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sourcedumal:

notfknapplicable:

IMPORTANT : I just wanna point out that its STEVE who gets the flirting started between him and Sam at the beginning of the movie.  Sam is just moseying around the mall, going for his run, and this hot guy continually blazes past him had just has to rub it in that he’s totally outrunning him.  And then it’s Steve who stops to chat, makes a teasing little comments, offers friendly competition, and then THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.  “Oh, that’s how it is?”  Steve, you tryin’ to fuck.  We see right through you.

As the movie progresses, it’s always Steve that seeks Sam out.  He goes to the VA to visit him (just to visit, apropos of nothing), shows up at his fucking apartment when how does Steve know where Sam lives? 

Upon my initial viewing of Cap 2 I really saw it as Sam fawning over Steve, but when I think about it, they’re definitely in mutual like but it’s really Steve that’s got a crush on Sam.  Wants him in his life.  I think the fandom has caught on to this as well because the influx of fic I’ve been reading features a lot of Steve being the aggressor towards Sam, and I like that.  I love it.  I want some more of it.

the bolded is the most important sentence in that whole thing yo







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flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”